‘Commander Spicer’ — Lyrics To A Pop-Rock Anti-Trump Protest Song

No one cares about any of these lyrics I write, but the Trump Administration keeps churning out material for me to use that I can’t help myself. It’s cathartic, if nothing else. This song’s music would be like the song Major Tom.

Commander Spicer
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
please give credit if you produce or perform

In front of the crowd
chewing gum really loud
waiting for the next question
what will happen next you think
will then believe anything you say
it’s time for that to sink in
Trump is watching in the Oval Office
his finger on the button
he’s ready to end it all
we’re putting Iran on notice
waiting to see what happens next
there’s nothing at this point to say
but God bless

Commander Spicer you’re lying yet again
Commander Spicer you’re lying yet again
Commander Spicer you’re lying yet again

we’re all afraid of what Trump will do
it’s your job to be his stooge
you left your honor at the door
once you took the job
now people are questioning your ever move
how do you look yourself in the mirror you fool
but wait and see the tide will turn
you’ll have to do something soon
as Rome burns

we’re all worried now
what will happen because of Trump
the insane clown
the insane clown
the insane clown
but Commander Spicer you speak for him
with a stupid grin

Commander Spicer you’re lying yet again
Commander Spicer you’re lying yet again
Commander Spicer you’re lying yet again

[bridge]
we’re all alone now
we just have your lies Commander Spicer
you’re going to get us all killed
once King Trump
decides to have his next thrill

there’s nothing we can do
you’ll just take another Skype call
trying to stonewall
trying to stonewall
trying to stonewall