‘Yoo’ — Lyrics To An Anti-Trump Techno Protest Song #TheResistance

If you’ve lost John Yoo when it comes to Executive Orders, then you’ve really done something. Woo is the guy who penned the torture Executive Orders that got George W. Bush in hot water. Anyway, I was thinking of a way to have a one syllable word connected to Executive Orders to be in sync Gary Numan’s “Cars,” and so here you go. This is definitely a first draft. Need a co-writer. But, whatever, all these lyrics are just a waste of time and for fun anyway.

Yoo
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
please give credit if you produce or perform

if you’ve lost John Woo
then you’ve gone too far
but that doesn’t seem to make Trump
blink an eye
so we are debating executive over reach
with Woo, John Woo

John Yoo
he says Trump has gone too far
John Yoo
oh dear God what happens next
Yoo
Yoo
Yoo

President Trump
has lost his mind
even John Woo says it’s so
oh no
but we’re stuck with him
if even for a little bit more
’cause if you’ve lost John Woo
what can you do
but think of impeachment

but there’s little we can do
but reflect on how we got into this shit
who would have thunk it
that John Yoo would agree
that we’re headed the wrong way
now we’re going to hit the streets
and protest
until we get our way

John Yoo
he says Trump has gone too far
John Yoo
oh dear God what happens next
Yoo
Yoo
Yoo

[bridge]
there’s so much to say
but we don’t have all day
what can we do but exclaim
that John Woo
is at least sane

now let’s do what we can
to bring Trump down
there’s little to say
but if you’ve lost John Woo
then you’ve really done it bad
Yoo
Yoo
Yoo
Yoo